"Mail me" usually suggests a hit and run type request by someone who can't be bothered to check back and maybe contribute to other questions on the Forum. This is not an annex of your personal engineering knowledge-base, it is a forum to exchange ideas and help others.
I can think of several possible and simple solutions to your problem, but typically, you have not provided enough information. The diameter of holes and thickness of pipe is important as is the pipe diameter (I assume it is not 40ft diameter) and the material from which the pipe is made. Given such a shortage of pertinent information, I see your "new world class tool" never leaving the mental incubation period.
Dave
Generally, I will not give you the answer to your question, but I *will* guide you into discovering how to solve this yourself.